Saturday, November 15, 2008

Numbahh 169

Well, yada yada yada
last day of skool, bla bla bla.
my moral test was as bad as ever, dun wanna elaborate -.-

Wat else wat else....
HMMM
OH! did i mention that i got accused of stealing a book at MPH MV 2day???
=.=
(here comes the cursing)


WAT THE FARK?? STUPID GUARD! CANT U OPEN YOUR EYES BIG ABIT!?!?!?
MOTHER FUCKING ASSHOLE,
BIG DOOFUS HEAD WITH UR LARGE OIL CORRUPTED STOMACH!!!

*inhales, exhales*

I got into MPH with Cynthia,
YOU NOE, LOOKING AT BOOKS
oh n we came across Twilight's new cover! *YIPPEE* =.=
den i thought "Oh yea! i bought my own Twilight! Compare n c!"
"OMG! So much difference! Now like mini size oni!! =D"
*puts book back into bag - zip - walks away*
explored more n went out of MPH
den some big humongous guy came walking SO FARKING close to me
i was like "WTF?? HE WANNA ROB ME!?!?!?"

Me, Doofus Head, Another guard 1
U curi bukukan??? i nampak u masuk dalam bag! Masuk dalam dulu
HUH?? curi??? wtf?? mana ada????
Ada! i nampak u masukkan dalam beg! u jangan tipu, masuk security room baru cakap
wtf??? *walking in* ini ke?? *takes out twilight*
ah ya! u curikan??? saya nampak, masuk dalam security room dulu *points inside i dunno wer*
EH! ini i punya la??? tak boleh tengok buku ini sudah lama punya ar??? tepi sini ada koyak punya, somemore skrg cover sudah tukar??? DIS IS MINE
u masuk security room baru cakap, pergi
*walking*
EH dis is mine okay?? i mana ada curi????
i nampak u ambil dari shelf terus masuk dlm bag
i nak pack my bag, tak boleh keluarkan buku ke???? ini buku sudah lama tak boleh nampak ke???? *points to cover* cover aso sudah tukar tak sama la ish
i sendiri nampak u ambil dari shelf ok?? masuk security room
wtf eh ini buku sudah LAMA, ada BOOKMARK juga, skrg COVER aso tukar
yakah?? wait wait i check dulu *calls another guy*
fine check la
*guy came, take my book n went off 2 check, while we 3 juz stand der*
really awak punya ke?? mana awak beli?? bila beli??? i nampak u ambil dari shelf ok??
i beli dari sini punya ok??? laz few months ago, sudah lama punya la
u sure?? ur bag ada buku lagi tak???
*me n cyn opens bag* NAH CHECK LA, ADA BAJU DAN BUKU SEKOLAH SAJA LA
tunggu sekejap, i check dulu
CHECK LA
*other guy came back with my book, n gave me back*
yeah dia punya..u beli kat mana? bila beli?
laz few months ago dekat sini laa
oh yeah, sry ya..dia (doofus head) saja buat tugas dia, sry ya
*looks annoyed*
nex time u nak masuk, awak tunjuk buku yg awak bawa kat guard, kata "nah, i saya ada bawa buku in masuk" tunjuk saja, sry sry
*rolls eyes*
really sry ya, awak boleh pergi
*walks off*

OKAY at least the other guy was nice, n ask properly n he kept saying sry
de doofus der juz stands der not saying anything
tt bloody cibai juz BLA BLA BLA keep saying "I NAMPAK U AMBIL I NAMPAK U AMBIL"
BLA BLA BLA!
while walking i was actually laughing like he is sooo gonna get embarrased wen he found out its mine, idiot
stupid man, dun ever wanna go in der already
if i do i'll juz bloody point my middle finger 2 de camera, fuckers
"OH I SAW U TAKE I SAW U TAKE"
i hav 2 keep repeating myself =.=
but who has de last laugh now?!!?!??! HAHAHAHAHAHA
i hope he kena fired or scolding from his boss at least
if he saw me putting in he shud hav seen me taking out wat
mother cibai..............
maybe i shud hav ask 4 a like 50% discount on any book i buy
i saw the Twilight illustrated movie companion book selling, n it has really nice pics inside
now oni i thought of it, wtff... =.=
UR LUCKY PAL!!!

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